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You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels? -- Fred Silverman, TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday.
Say what you will about the Ten Commandments, you must always come back to the pleasant fact that there are only ten of them. -- H. L. Mencken
So long as the deceit ran along quiet and monotonous, all of us let ourselves be deceived, abetting it unawares or maybe through cowardice... -- William Faulkner
The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit. -- Eric Porterfield.
I worship the quicksand he walks in. -- Art Buchwald