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You don't have to brush your teeth - just the ones you want to keep. -- Unknown
In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this. -- Terry Pratchett
I meant, said Ipslore bitterly, what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile? Death thought about it. Cats, he said eventually. Cats are nice. -- Terry Pratchett (Sourcery)
Am I lightheaded because I'm not dead or because I'm still alive? -- Heidi Sandige.
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture. -- Robin Williams.