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You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels? -- Fred Silverman, TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday.
We are apt to shut our eyes against a painful truth.... For my part, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst; and to provide for it. -- Patrick Henry
If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some. -- Alan Perlis
When a man says he approves of something in principle, it means he hasn't the slightest intention of carrying it out in practice. -- Otto von Bismarck
That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you. -- A. Whitney Brown