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Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it. -- Brian W. Kernighan
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee - that will do them in.
Do not do an immoral thing for moral reasons. -- Thomas Hardy
If you take something apart and put it back together again enough times, you will eventually have enough parts left over to build a second one. -- The law of inanimate reproduction
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. - Carol Burnett.