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Brook's Law: Adding manpower to a late software project makes it later.
The primary duty of an exception handler is to get the error out of the lap of the programmer and into the surprised face of the user. Provided you keep this cardinal rule in mind, you can't go far wrong. -- Verity Stob
So I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted'. And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said 'You've been promoted again'. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.' -- Tommy Cooper
An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered; an adventure is an inconvenience rightly considered. -- Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874-1936)
I must say Bernard Shaw is greatly improved by music. -- T.S. Elliot referring to 'My Fair Lady'